The Sunday Schnauzer – Crunch Crunch

I have decided once again, after a decades-long hiatus, to try my hand at sock knitting. My maternal Oma was a fabulous sock knitter and my dad refused to wear any socks not made by her – they were THAT good. I loved the ones she had made for me as well, when I was a teenager. Those socks are all long gone – naturally – except for one last very worn pair that I presciently squirreled away, for some-day inspiration.

Here is my work-in-progress.

But this is Sunday Schnauzer, you are saying to yourself right now – not a knitting blog. What gives?

This.

I was at my daughter’s house (house-sitting with my knitting left on the arm of the couch) when I went into the kitchen to empty the dishwasher. Bowser was snoozing (OR SO I THOUGHT). I returned to the living room to see Bowser, sitting sphinx-like, with something in his front paws.

Bowser, in sphinx-mode – photo for reference. Imagine my knitting between his paws instead of his squeaky octopus.

Then I heard him go “crunch, crunch” at the same time that I realized he was holding my half-finished sock.

Dog-shaming needed to be done.

Luckily the needle set I was using came with a spare (for just this reason?) so I was able to save the sock and continue on with it. I also found the chomped-off pieces of the wooden needle, so no need to worry that this criminal mastermind scamp was going to have digestive difficulties later on.

As my friend (who I am currently vacationing in Barbados with) likes to say about HER dog – IT’S A GOOD THING YOU’RE CUTE!

Stay out of trouble this weekend.

Rock on,

The WB

The Sunday Schnauzer – Groovy, Man

My daughter got a “galaxy projector” as one of her Christmas gifts. Of course, we had to pile onto her bed after dinner and try it out. This is how Bowser reacted:

He was mesmerized!
Totally engrossed in the light show.
Definitely watching, and not snoozing.
Did the gummy kick in, Bowsie? 🤣 (JK, I would never give Bowser a gummy!)
He was like this the whole time the projector was on!

Was it the aurora moving across the ceiling? Was it the stars blinking in and out? Was it the soothing ocean sounds coming from the projector? Was it all of the above? What had entranced Bowser?

We hope you find your bliss* this weekend.

Rock on,

The WB

*speaking of bliss, when this post goes live I will be traveling once again to Barbados. Fingers crossed, all goes well and I don’t have a repeat of last year’s unfortunate travel experience!

The Sunday Schnauzer – Stumped

We have had an awful lot of rain lately. So much that our formerly placid creek is now a raging river (again – this is a cyclical and natural process). So we have altered some of our routes to avoid any crossings, until things settle down once more. But we still like to walk up to the creek and observe, from a safe distance.

There is one viewpoint that seems to bother Bowser and he has to stare and bark while I take in the scene. And I couldn’t figure out what he was barking at it. Several times we have been there lately, and each time he (usually completely silent on our walks) has to pause, look, and bark. Every time I scan the creek and the opposite bank to see what he is barking at – an animal, another human – what is it?!?!

Note the tail is down. A worrisome tell.
Bowser is clearly bothered.

After the 2nd walk (and barking session) to this particular viewpoint, I think I have it figured out.

It’s this cedar (I think) stump in the middle of the creek, deposited there by the high water flows. It wasn’t there before and, according to Bowz, it shouldn’t be there now.
Third time visiting this spot. Still barking at the stump in the creek. Begone, Stump!

I guess he will be barking at it until another high water flow dislodges it and pushes it further down the creek.

We hope you are unbothered this weekend.

Rock on,

The WB

The Sunday Schnauzer – Resistance is Futile

While waiting at my daughter’s house for them to return from the mainland with the grandkids, I was absentmindedly petting Bowser…

…and my hand got tired so I stopped.

Where is the hand and why did it stop?
WHERE. IS. THE. HAND.
Alright. You asked for it.
Loading weapon.
Powering up.
Cuteness bomb launched. Bullseye!
Resume normal operations.

We hope you have a relaxing weekend where Weapons of Mass Cuteness do not need to be deployed.

Rock on,

The WB

The Sunday Schnauzer – Cuteness Break

Just in case you are feeling overwhelmed with holiday preparations, situations, or the assorted craziness/drama/blues that can happen – especially at this time of year – take a couple of minutes to rest your eyes on this little guy.

The Bowz is sympathetic to your feelings. Crawl into bed and rest your head on a pillow for a moment.
Going for a walk outside can be very good for your nerves.
As can taking a long hot bath or shower. Bowser had rolled in something smelly. Not recommended.
Bowz hopes you’ll be sitting pretty and perky again like him soon, after some self-care.

This has been a Bowser-approved PSA.

Rock on,

The WB

The Sunday Schauzer – Puppy Dog Eyes

Bowser is becoming more and more of a cuddlebug the more he matures. I’m not complaining – I much prefer this to when he was a velociraptor wild fanged beast puppy. He only had 2 modes then – off and bitey. Remember the Thunderdome Days? Oh boy, I do!

We have apparently entered a new era.

Those head and neck scritches must feel good.
He is irresistible when he’s like this. He even makes little grunty and sighing noises. I swear he is trying to purr like a cat.
Bowser has learned that giving me the puppy dog eyes pays off.

We hope you get some scritches this weekend too.

Rock on,

The WB

The Sunday Schnauzer – More Cowbell…er…Schnauzer

My daughter complained that there was not enough Bowser on last week’s post. Probably some of you feel the same way. She sent me many cute photos to use. Here are some of the best!

Quitely watching Mommy work from home.
When will Mommy be done working?
Mommy is getting up from her desk chair – could that mean????
Yessssss! Mommy can massage me now.

You’re welcome.

Rock on,

The WB

The Sunday Schnauzer – Almost Swept Away

The whole family went down to the creek to watch for salmon one day. There had been even more rain and the creek was flowing quite fast. We did see some salmon (jumping, even) but the waters were too rough to get good video of them. Daddy walked across part of the creek to get to another section and You-Know-Who HAD to run swim after him. My daughter and I stood on the shore looking on in amazement at what this little dog was doing. Luckily I got over the shock and got my camera out to capture the journey back to us.

Bowser, doing his best Labrador Retriever imitation. The creek was threatening to sweep him downstream, but he managed to make it to shore. Whew!

May you always make to the other side.

Rock on,

The WB

The Sunday Schnauzer – More Salmon and Shenanigans

Now that Bowser has discovered the creek can contain these interesting creatures, he’s on a mission to find more.

Finding more salmon on a subsequent walk.

I managed to get a close-up on the salmon without interference from You-Know-Who. My son-in-law tells me these are pink salmon.

Sometimes he roams a bit too far into the creek (heading for the deeper portions), than I’d like!

Bowser testing the waters, and my patience.

But he always manages to make it back to shore…uh…so far!

We hope you always manage to come back from your adventures too.

Rock on,

The WB

The Sunday Schnauzer – Salmon Run and Schnauzer Jump

The previous Autumn, I had been told by someone I met on the trail that the Haslam Creek is part of the annual fall salmon run here on the island. I had found that hard to believe, standing in the inch of water that made up a large part of the creek that I visit on a daily basis. How could any salmon navigate these shallow waters to the spawning grounds that they were born in?

Cue the recent atmospheric river event that dumped tons of water on the island, and the flood of fresh water flowing in the mouths of these waterways also cueing the salmon waiting in the ocean bays to start heading “home”, to spawn and die.

Now our shallow little creek is running fast with feet of water – not inches, and previously dry ancillary streams are flowing again.

Bowser took off like a shot to investigate one of these little streams and I quickly found out why. I was astonished to see a dorsal fin and tail wiggling down this tiny flow (and so was Bowser!).

Bowser is intrigued and surprised by the “thing” he saw moving in the water.

We followed the fish further up the stream so I could get a closer look:

Once again, Bowser is startled and jumps when the fish takes off.

Despite Bowser proving very adept at chasing and chewing and shaking the living daylights out of his toys, he doesn’t quite know what to do with a living creature. According to my experience with previous dogs, a dog needs to witness a kill in order to know “the next step”. Usually this is learned from their mother or other dogs. They have the instinct to chase but need to witness a kill in order to finish the job. At least that is how it’s worked with the other schnauzers I have had in my life. My Maxx did not know what to do with a groundhog until he saw my parents’ dog grab one and shake it to death. Then something clicked for him and no groundhogs were safe on our property after that! My Lucy never saw a kill and thus she never killed anything. Chased everything but never killed. Even when a squirrel (her nemesis!) fell out of a tree and landed right in front of her nose and just laid there, stunned.

Or maybe Bowser is just too well-fed 😉. Anyways, I’m happy to keep him ignorant of that final step in chasing down prey.

Rock on,

The WB