The Sunday Schnauzer – Bowser Is A Harsh Taskmaster

I know some of you think Bowser is all love and light – a happy-go-lucky soul – spreading joy and cuteness like rays of sunshine everywhere he goes.

Listen. To. Me.

Actually, Bowser is an unrelenting, unapologetic authoritarian taskmaster and I am helpless in resisting his demands.

You must not Stop. The. Pets.
If I hesitate for even one small second to rest my tired hand, I get THE PAW coming at me.
Stop holding my paw and pet me. PET. ME. NOW!
That’s better.

If I am slow to respond to Comments, please send help. I am being trapped in servitude to this authoritarian bully despot enforcer tyrant dog.

Elbows up,

The WB

22 thoughts on “The Sunday Schnauzer – Bowser Is A Harsh Taskmaster

  1. hilarymb

    Hi Bowser – well you’re so right … she, that boss lady, does need to be reminded on how to look after you … cheers to you both – happy days! Cheers Hilary

  2. The Misadventures of Widowhood

    Sounds about right. Most dogs do know how to work the system. Some better than others.

  3. I think the word you are missing is no. 😏. Dogs have great vocabulary recognition, and no can mean no! Just saying. I see from the comments I am the only one who is a “meanie”!

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