Because You Asked: A Snack Trip to France

While waiting for the next snack box in my gift subscription to arrive, I received an email from the giver of such deliciousness advising me that the upcoming box would be from Russia and that Universal Yums was offering to switch that out for another country instead. I didn’t feel comfortable receiving and blogging about a Russian box given the current situation with Ukraine so I said yes please to the switch. Barely 2 days later my box arrived and I was a bit apprehensive that there hadn’t been enough time to sub in another box. Luckily though:

Hoorah! The switch was made!

Once again, I enlisted the snack-judging prowess of my blogging partner-in-crime Donna, and a date was set. Then I had a thought and texted her to see if she had a French beret or two hanging around her place. I thought it would be funny to dress stereotypically “French”, while we sampled the goods. Of course Donna being Donna 😉 , she had to take it much further including a soundtrack while we “worked”.

I have to admit, it did really add to the ambience.
Yeah, yeah. I know these aren’t actual berets. They are “beret-ish”, and all we had to work with. And we don’t have actual Breton sweaters on either, but hey, we have a very limited budget here at Chez Badass and Chez Retirement Reflections. P. S. I wanted to draw on a Hercule Poirot moustache with eyeliner, but Donna wisely talked me out of it.

Here’s what was included in the box, besides the guidebook:

First up, a bag of French strawberry chews. According to the book, we have France to thank for strawberries, and these particular candies were the top-voted Yum in the last two French snack boxes.

We were immediately put off by the labeling of “artificially flavoured” (France, how could you???) but the taste was really good. We both thought they tasted like something we ate in childhood. Ahhhh, that sweet nostalgic time of artificial everything and cancer-causing red dyes… Donna was reminded of a candy called a Mojo. I don’t remember those, but do any of you?

Next up was a bag of French Cheese tubes. The book advised us that French cheeses are better and so are their cheese snacks. We both agreed. So far, two winners!

Think of a really good cheesy Bugle-type snack.

We left “Savoury Town” and headed back to “Sweetsville” with the next offering: Pure Butter Sablés. The book explained that the name “sablé” (French for sand) came from how these cookies are made: by rubbing cold butter into flour and sugar to form tiny particles that look like sand.

Yet another winner! How long can this go on????

After the cookies, it was time to try the other savoury snack in this box: Garlic Aioli Potato Chips. “Yes, you will get garlic breath. And yes, it will be worth it” the brochure opines. We have to agree. These were amazing. (Apologies to my hairdresser, who I met later on in the day. Thank goodness for masks, non?)

Salted butter caramels were next in order. Confectioner Henri Le Roux created the first salted caramel in 1977. Sir, we salute you. Hopefully in Brittany they have erected a statue of this god amongst men.

Donna and I both agreed on the flavour but Donna found them “too chewy”. I like to make them last as long as possible so that means very little chewing is involved – full marks from me!
Donna took this artful picture of me hard at work. 😉

After waiting forever for me to finish my damn caramel, it was time for truffles. Apparently truffles were a happy little accident (RIP Bob Ross!). In the 1920s Paris Confectioner Auguste Escoffier mistakenly dumped hot cream into the wrong bowl, which contained chocolate. Rather than waste it, he rolled the paste into balls and coated them with cocoa powder, and named them of what they reminded him of: mushroom truffles.

Last (and probably least) were French Fruit Chews. I had the raspberry and Donna selected the orange one. Made by Confiserie du Nord, this family-owned company has been making bon-bons since 1912. These French “Starbursts” are supposed to be bigger, chewier and juicer than the American candy. It’s probably been decades since I had a Starburst so I can’t compare but I have to say my raspberry chew was excellent.

And here are the results:

Just two French chicks, hanging out in front of the fire. Not to brag or anything, but someone has perfected the French tuck. N’est-ce pas?

France, you are a snacker’s paradise and we salute you!

Le Rock On,

The WB

My thwarted vision….le sigh!

58 thoughts on “Because You Asked: A Snack Trip to France

  1. Haha! You two are so… how do you say… mignonne. I was thinking that you really should have penciled in mustaches then there it was in the last picture. Your box switcharoo may have been to only positive thing to come out of the horrible war. No way could Russian treats be as good as French treats.

  2. AJ Blythe

    Nice you had the option to switch out. And vive la France! When you said French treat box all I could think of was a box full of pastries, lol. I’m surprised they didn’t have any packaged up for your dining pleasure, although it sounds like you didn’t need it.

  3. I found this rather amusing because the French DO NOT snack, that’s why so few of them are overweight. I love how you embraced the French snack challenge.

  4. Ha! You two are a riot… I love it. And will be expecting nation appropriate costumes from now on. Sounds like a little box of heaven from across the pond this time.
    👍

    1. Just tryin’ to keep it fresh, ya know? I think we may have raised the bar a little too high this time. Oh well. 🤷‍♀️ It definitely was a little box of heaven! Thank you, Rivergirl 💕

  5. The Misadventures of Widowhood

    I absolutely love the playful nature of this post and your interaction with Donna here. And those snacks make me want to take a closer look in the international isle of my grocery store to find something French. Can’t wait to see next month’s offering.

  6. That looked like a delicious collection and what an amusing post. Hubby just asked me the other day why the shirt tuck is called “French?” Any idea? I’m also wondering if the snack company hadn’t already made a command decision to substitute. If not, they pulled it off in record time.Good for them, and for you two snackers.

  7. How nice with a French snack box! Your beret-ishs look fab. And regarding flavourings, in a course I attended a while ago, I learned that “natural flavouring” on a label means that it’s supoosed to mimic natural flavouring! So maybe artificial flavourings simply means… more transparency?
    It looks like you both had so much fun!

  8. Laurel

    I love your striped tops and your ‘berets.’ And YES to the mustache!! Vous êtes très chic, LOL!! My French is from a million years ago so who knows what I just said. I’m TRYING to say you both look awesome.

  9. What Fun! I didn’t think the French snack much either but it’s been a Lifetime since my Family was there… but, since they have offerings perhaps it’s for those French who’ve developed bad habits us Americans are notorious for? *Winks*

    1. Now that would have been a tasty box…and let’s not forget a nice bottle of French wine too 😁. Who knows what the next box will bring or where it will be from? Thanks, Sue 💕

  10. debscarey

    I, too, was thinking “but the French don’t snack!” Not being a mushroom eater, I was slightly unsure over the truffle flavoured brie we purchased at the weekend – but it was absolutely superb (also said with chef’s kiss). This box sounds like an absolute winner – almost unfair to the next box.

    1. I’m afraid the next box will be a disappointment after this one too, Debs. Truffle flavoured Brie? Sounds amazing. I just ordered a bottle of truffle oil. I am going to see if I can recreate the delicious truffle fries I ate recently using my air fryer. Thanks 💕

  11. Everything in this box calls to me. Yum. I need to get to France, obviously. I love your striped shirts and faux-berets. They say the clothes make the woman! N’est-ce pas?

  12. hilarymb

    Hi Deb – that looked like another fun time sampling French tempters … Wonderful the way you pull it together for us – Edith Piaf – oh yes … Poirot too. Did the hairdresser shave the moustache off you later on? Excellent the company decided to switch out the Russian box … love the bicycle on the box. Cheers Hilary

  13. I thoroughly enjoyed following along on your French Snack escapade – I don’t think I breathed a single time through your very engaging, entertaining & informative narrative!

    My absolute favourite part of your adventure: Les Chic Chicks!

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  15. Oo, I have seen such a wonderful assortment of snack boxes lately! This one has a nice variety of treats in it; the caramels, butter cookies, and chips appeal to me most. 🙂

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